If science fiction films have taught me anything, it’s that aliens as well as robots online among us, as well as 99.9% of the time, they’re not right here to party.
As we await the advancement of a sure-fire implies of rogue robot/alien detection from the scientific community, many of us still depend upon tried-and-true, old-fashioned techniques…
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…like dogs. They’re quite dependable robot detectors (see: the Terminator movies), however because my employment contract with Tabs includes a clause prohibiting close canine contact, I requirement something else.
Perhaps something like the new Powder to the people from the MAC Beth Ditto collection ($38).
Powder to the People
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In my experience, the robots I’ve encountered — I can’t speak for the aliens — have frequently struggled to comprehend specific elements of the human condition, like emotion, music as well as other develops of innovative expression.
Powder to the People, a restricted edition polka-dotted powder for eyes as well as cheeks, certainly pushes one to believe creatively with their makeup, by asking things like, “What ought to I finish with this offbeat collection of sheer, semi-matte pink, peach, brown, blue as well as yellow?”
That’s the type of innovative believing liable to subject masquerading robots as well as aliens.
Where a human may see Powder to the People’s multicolored dots (which aren’t over-sprays) as well as get the innovative desire to whip up a watercolor eye look instead of the bright, shiny eye makeup they typically wear, a robot would get confused.
“Fare! Fare! several makeup choices…does not compute.”
But as a human, you’re developed to deal with innovative decisions. You may choose to highlight your eyes as well as cheekbones with the powder as well as a MAC 224 Tapered Blending clean (although I’d most likely steer remove of the blue on days other than Halloween), or utilize a smaller deal with clean like the MAC 109 to thoroughly swirl the pink, brown, yellow as well as peach shades together (again, avoiding the blue) to produce a blush.
Humanity has its privileges.
Next time I discover myself at a MAC counter next to somebody I suspect of being a robot or alien, I’m gonna slip Powder to the people in front of them as well as ask, “How would you wear it?”, all the while, viewing their eyes…
The eyes are the key…
Powder to the people shades swatched individually on the left as well as swirled together on the right
Wearing Powder to the People’s peach, brown as well as blue shades on my eyes, as well as the pink shade on my cheeks; MAC laid-back Colour in Out for fun topped with MAC Lipglass in development transformation on my lips; MAC prolonged Play Lash Mascara on my lashes
If it’s a robot, you’ll see a flicker of confusion, a short circuit, in their eyes.
Granted, this technique isn’t 100% accurate, however up until the scientists who work for Tabs in his trick underground lair (affectionately understood around right here as the “Cat Cave”) figure out something better, it’s all we’ve got.
MAC Beth Ditto Powder to the People
Sheer pigment as well as a semi-matte finish
The peach shade resembles MAC Arena, as well as the brown shade looks a great deal like MAC Soft Brown
Finely milled powders feel velvety soft
Could be a ideal in shape for lighter skin tones
PRICE: $38
AVAILABILITY: offered now on the internet at maccosmetics.com; concerning MAC counters as well as stores June 7 in north america as well as internationally later this month
Makeup samt sjarm blogg rating: B
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Ditt vennlige samfunn sjarmavhengig,
Karen.
P.S. Yes, I was in a strange mood this afternoon. I’ve got alien/robot fever.